shopping lists

I came across this gal while on NPR and just had the best laugh. Hilary Carlip has written a book, a la carte book containing “memoirs” based on found “shopping lists.” She even goes so far as to dress to match the list. One list was written on the inside of a matchbook, “oreos” and “coors” which I found pretty funny. Do you shop with lists and what does your list say about you. I can already imagine what some of your lists must look like. If Ms. Carlip found yours, what would she find and how would she portray you? Care to share?